On the list of reasons why Paris Hilton should be in jail, the fact that she drove with a suspended license is not up there. You clerk for the judge who handed down Paris’ sentence. You get a hold of the paperwork and do a little editing so that the official charge reflects the pop cultural crimes you’d really like to see Paris pay for. What charge do you write in and why? Also, while you’re at it, if Paris is going to jail for inspiring a proliferation of night vision porn (or whatever you choose) what other celebrities deserve to be punished for their pop cultural crimes?
